Clearly she's a bad listener
Hairdresser: So, what school do you go to?
DG: NYU
Hairdresser: Do you have a boyfriend?
DG: I go to NYU, so, no.
Trying to get my mom to watch Billy Eichner on Fuse
AG: He interviews weird people right?
DG: No, he interviews New Yorkers.
Textversation from Last Night
JY: Don't think I can make the show. Lets just have dinner?
DG: I guess I'll survive :)
JY: You will. You are strong and beautiful Daniela. You are like an amazonian cheiftain.
DG: Cheiftain?
DG: You know how to flatter a woman.
JY: Yea. Women are the heads of amazonian tribes.
DG: I don't want to be the alpha of a tribe. Being halfnaked in the desert giving orders isn't really what I imagined for myself
JY: You can't change who you are
DG: I cant believe that's how you see me
JY: Believe it. Believe in yourself. The sky is the limit. You and only you can determine how high you fly.
JY: Are you inspired?
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Snippets of a Conversation from Yesterday--
JH: so.... i think we should go back to italy for sure. i wanna stay for a semester or two. the men here are gorgeous
DG: i'm repulsed by men at the moment. i just, am embracing being single. watch a man screw that up. this city just has a bunch of loserheadcowards. ugh
JH: in new york you're stuck with the loserheadcowards who will pretend you don't exist even though they find you extremely attractive or if they want to strike up a conversation. over here [italy], people talk to you. and even slap your ass with their prop while they perform on the streets (true story).
I feel like a loser when people ask me this
Boss2: Any plans for this weekend?
DG: None in particular
20 minutes later
Boss1: Any plans for this weekend?
DG: None in particular
While parking in my town
AG: Why is the lady behind me grinning?
DG: Maybe because she just got laid.
AG: How do you know that?
DG: There are just very few reasons why people grin nowadays
telemarketer calls
Telemarketer: Does a Thompson live here?
DG: No.
T: Well, do you have a ------- vaccuum cleaner?
DG: I wouldn't know. I just got home today from college.
T: Oh boy.
